the-absolute-funniest-posts:

laughfloor:

YOU DON’T SAY?!

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• white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
• white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
•  vs.
• asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!
• asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

susaaan:

sidneyisbasedgoddd:

I FUCKING

TOLD

YOU

ALL

BUT NOOO “IT’S JUST A DRUG” FUCK YOU ALL I AM SCREAMING

zombies

This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever, as relevance to someone once a part of your life.

littlefuckinglesbian:

fe-malesftw:

omg, the other cop though.. pahaha

hahahahhaha

• english boys: u alright luv?
• australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
• american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
• arab guys: you want to make friendship

10knotes:

 

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thatlolblog:

miranda gunner strikes again